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I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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"The bad thing about the internet is that someone can just start a rumor about you and you can’t defend yourself."

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Anonymous Asked: This might sound silly, but how do you give someone a hickey? does it hurt? what do you do while someone's giving you a hickey? like, do you kiss their neck.....?



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I can’t really argue

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But can we talk about something first


yall need to stop lmfao

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not my photo, just another edit.

Head to the Ground - Neck Deep

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More pictures here

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